Display of Nature, Intelligence, and Love

Coincidentally, all four of my designer sports cars need repairs in the same week, so I must bike to class. There are benefits, though. Each morning I become one with nature, particularly with rain puddles. It is a truly bonding event for my originally light colored pant legs as they regain a more natural color from the ground which is wet with melted snow. Passing cars like to help me in my endeavor to bond with nature as they splash more water from puddles onto me. Always one to share, I exchange their splashes for the experience of seeing the middle finger that mother nature gave to me. Sometimes the kind drivers even roll down the window so that we may show off the voices that nature gave us. We sing duets loudly enough for everybody on the street to enjoy, using words of natural and bodily functions. They compliment the moistness and new earthly color of my clothing, and then I compliment the impressive size of their posterior and sometimes the modest size of other body parts. Who could be filled with anything but elation after such forthcoming verbal ejaculations? That’s why I’ve been in such a good mood for all my classes this week.

Tonight is also a happy time for me because tomorrow one of my professors will give me an opportunity to prove my knowledge on the subject matter of the class. I am so excited that I will probably be able to do nothing but think about it all night. I bet I won’t even be able to sleep. It’s always nice to have something to look forward to. I’m already dreading my weekend, filled with nothing but free time. Perhaps I will have to fill up the time dreaming of other chances to prove my intelligence and hard work.

In one of my classes, I have been instructed to make a list of as many clichés for love as I can come up with. I have been advised to look at the accumulating Valentine’s Day cards in shops and anywhere else where I might bring to mind other painful metaphors and sayings. So, help me out if you can.

As for me, I will be daydreaming about tomorrow when I can show my professor just how smart I am.