Womankind's Triumph over Sleepiness
It must not have just been I that was busy last night. Everybody was coming to class with extra frizzy hair and purple under their eyes, and they were arriving long after our broken clock tower would have rung to start off the classes. Students just trying to stand up straight looked like seaweed swaying in an angry ocean. My body may have collapsed too like the melting snowmen (and snowwomen) all around campus, but I had my secret weapon. Upon even the slightest hint of a yawn, I could reach deep into my backpack to pull out a Power Bar: oh, yes, a Power Bar. Bow down to me, you eyelid wrestling fools, for I am your energetic god. Even well into the late hours of the class, the fires were burning deep within me.
Why did I have a Luna in my possession? Well, my sister, in all her feministic splendor, eats these multi-flavored treats; or maybe it’s that she doesn’t, but that my parents think she does. That being the case, my parents buy boxes full, while my sister lets them sit in the cupboard. Knowing my family, they may sit there a good many years until they are shipped off to me, her always hungry brother. My parents send me all sorts of snacks, which I finish in less time than it takes them to get from there to here. There were only a few sweet or salty delights which I hesitated to bite into. Some of these treats I did not eat as they had long past their expiration date, and so, not wanting to pass my own expiration date, I shared them with my hungry trash can. The other snacks I worried about were the Luna Bars.
1 Comments:
I've never tried anything thing like your sister's (or maybe yours) Luna Bar. And I think my mom doesn't know any thing about these kind of things and doesn't care either. Maybe your parents prefer two daughters than just one.
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